Lady Walked In To The Post Office

An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her. `Wait a minute, he said, `youve written the address upside down.`I know, said the little old lady, `the letter is going to Australia.

Irishman Went Into A Post Office

An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him. “Ill see, sir,” said the clerk. “What is your name?” “Youre having me on now because Im Irish,” said the Irishman. “Wont you see the name on the envelope?”