A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” I dont have one,” confessed the musician. “In that case, youll have to accompany me.”"Splendid!” exclaimed the musician. “What shall we sing?”
A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” I dont have one,” confessed the musician. “In that case, youll have to accompany me.”"Splendid!” exclaimed the musician. “What shall we sing?”
A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist.She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, “I just like to hear you say it.”
A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper.She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is.The local person replies, “Oh, that is Beethoven. Hes decomposing.”
A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be.The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, “While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down.”The violist replied, “Youre kidding! The conductor came to my house?”
A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the cellist, “I cant swim!”"Dont worry,” said the violist, “just fake it.”
An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician.”The dad says, “I am sorry — cant have it both ways.”