http://www.funny.mildquotes.com A Huge collection of jokes on almost every topic Mon, 12 Jul 2010 06:57:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 http://www.funny.mildquotes.com/funny-monster-jokes/monster-walked-into-the-council-rent-office/ http://www.funny.mildquotes.com/funny-monster-jokes/monster-walked-into-the-council-rent-office/#comments Fri, 25 Sep 2009 04:42:19 +0000 admin http://www.funny.mildquotes.com/?p=2351 A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he was $15 in arrears.

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