Monster Walked Into The Council Rent Office

A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he was $15 in arrears.

A Very Tall Monster With Several Arms And Legs

A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailors shop.Id like to see a suit that will fit me, he told the tailor.So would I, sir, said the tailor. So would I.

An Enormous Monster With Eight Arms

An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. Quick! shouted the tailor to his assistant. Hide the “Free Alterations” sign!