A Lawyer With Insomnia Consulted Her Doctor
A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. “Which side is it best to lie on?” she asked.”The side that pays your fee,” replied the doctor.
A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. “Which side is it best to lie on?” she asked.”The side that pays your fee,” replied the doctor.
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. “Oh my, I am so sorry,” the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. “Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you.” They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place and stay for breakfast the next morning. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible! “You know,” he said, “you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?” “No,” she replies, “you just happened to catch my eye.”
A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, “Excuse me, did you want that cart?”"No,” he answered. “Im only after one thing.”As he walked toward the store, he heard her murmur, “Typical male.”
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didnt have to worry about a will. He said, “Will, what will? Im making a list of people Im gonna bite.”
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?Dating children.