http://www.funny.mildquotes.com A Huge collection of jokes on almost every topic Mon, 12 Jul 2010 06:57:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 http://www.funny.mildquotes.com/funny-lotto-jokes/a-guy-named-joe/ http://www.funny.mildquotes.com/funny-lotto-jokes/a-guy-named-joe/#comments Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:05:35 +0000 admin http://www.funny.mildquotes.com/?p=3023 A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His businessstarted going bust and he found himself in serious financialtrouble. He was so desperate that he decided to pray forhelp.”Oh Lord, please help me, Ive lost my business and if Idont get some money, Im going to lose my house as well,please let me win the lotto”.Lotto night arrived and somebody else won the prize.Joe again looked up and prayed…”Oh Lord, please let me win the lotto! Ive lost mybusiness, my house and Im going to lose my car as well”.Again, Lotto night came and went and Joe still had no luck.Once again, he prayed… “Oh, Lord, why have you forsaken me? Ive lost my business,my house and my car. My wife and children are starving. Idont often ask you for help and I have always been a goodservant to you. Please just let me win the lotto this onetime so I can get my life back in order … ” Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light as the heavensopened and Joe was confronted by the voice of the Lordhimself: “Joe, Meet Me Half Way On This One. Buy A Ticket!”

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