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		<title>After Being Away On Business</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.&#8221;How about some perfume?&#8221; he asked the cosmetics clerk.She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.&#8221;Thats a bit much,&#8221; said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.&#8221;Thats still quite a bit,&#8221; Tim complained.Growing annoyed, the clerk [...]]]></description>
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