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A Cowboy Was Going Deer Hunting

admin — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 07:42:28 +0000

A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde wife said she was going with him.. That they never did anything together.. So, they went.. He put her in a stand by herself.. Later in the morning he heard her shoot.. He went over to her stand and she was pointing her rifle at a guy with a cowboy hat on.. The guy was telling her, Mamm, you can have the deer you shot.. I just want to take my saddle off of him!

A Couple of Hunters

admin — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 07:55:09 +0000

A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters. Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive, trapped in the belly of the grizzly.The other hunter runs back to town and organizes a rescue party which heads back to the woods armed with torches, guns, spears, etc.Soon they spot two bears on the horizon and everybody starts shooting at the bear thats closest to them.”No, not that one,” shouts the surviving hunter, “Thats the female.”"The Czech is in the male.”

A Big Game Hunter Went on Safari

admin — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 06:47:20 +0000

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a hilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, “What are we going to do?” “Nothing,” said the hunter husband. “The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.”

A Big Game Hunter Came

admin — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 06:46:07 +0000

A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise.”Youre extinct,” he said. The dinosaur was hard of hearing.”What was that you said?” The hunter shouted at the top of his voice.”You are extinct.” The dinosaur looked a little nonplused. “So would you if youd been dead for six milion years.

A Big Game Hunter Went On Safari

admin — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 06:38:59 +0000

A Big Game Hunter Came

admin — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 06:37:18 +0000

A Cowboy Was Going Deer Hunting

admin — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:02:56 +0000

Couple Of Hunters From Prague Are Out Hunting

admin — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:26:58 +0000

A Group Of Hunters

admin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:20:22 +0000

A group of hunters fully equipped with rifles, ammo and camping supplies, came upon a young boy armed only with a slingshot. “What are you hunting for?” asked an older hunter. “I dont know. I aint seen it yet,” said the boy.

A Hunter Visited Another Hunter

admin — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:49:28 +0000

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “when did you bag him?” The host said, “that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife.” “Whats he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter. “My wife.”