You’ve Failed History Again
You’ve failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !
You’ve failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !
Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren’t listening the first time !
My teacher reminds me of history She’s always repeating herself !
How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn’t want to wait 40 years for a train !
When were King Arthur’s army too tired to fight ? When they had lots of sleepless knights !
Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn’t go around the bend !
The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !
Teacher: “What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?” Student: “Baseballs.” Teacher: “Baseballs?” Student: “Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!”
When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !