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Why Don’t Ghosts Make Good Magicians

admin — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 05:14:04 +0000

Why don’t ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks.

What Did One Ghost Say to Another

admin — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 05:11:58 +0000

What did one ghost say to another? I’m sorry, but I just don’t believe in people.

Why Are Haunted Houses So Noisy

admin — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 05:09:54 +0000

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That’s when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

How Did the Ghost Song and Dance

admin — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 05:08:07 +0000

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars.

Did You Hear About The Ghost

admin — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 05:00:29 +0000

Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver.

Which Ghost Sailed The Seven Seas

admin — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 04:58:27 +0000

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

What Did the Mother Ghost Tell The Kid

admin — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 04:57:10 +0000

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? “Don’t get your sheets dirty!”

Why Was The Ghost Always Running

admin — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 04:55:44 +0000

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !

One Night After Closing Time

admin — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 04:52:41 +0000

One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks “yeah, what do you want?”. The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice “I’ve lost my tail…… and cannot rest until a kindly barman stitches it back-on”. At this request the barman stands back astonished and says to the phantom dog….. “Sorry, but we don’t re-tail spirits at this time of night”.

A Butler Came Running

admin — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 08:58:20 +0000

A butler came running into his important masters office. “Sir, sir, theres a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?” Without looking up from his work the master said, “Tell him I cant see him.”