A Butler Came Running
A butler came running into his important masters office. “Sir, sir, theres a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?” Without looking up from his work the master said, “Tell him I cant see him.”
A butler came running into his important masters office. “Sir, sir, theres a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?” Without looking up from his work the master said, “Tell him I cant see him.”
A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, “I have been walking these corridors for 300 years.” The man said, “in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?”