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Frog Goes Into Bank

admin — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 05:33:19 +0000

A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan officer. Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says, “What do you have for collateral?” The frog pulls out of his pocket a solid silver elephant. Mr. Paddywack looks at the elephant and says, “I dont know. Im going to have to ask Mr. Larson, the bank manager to approve this.” He goes into Mr. Larsons office and comes back. Two minutes later, Mr. Larson comes out with the elephant and says, “Its a knick-knack Paddywack, give the frog a loan!”

What Do You Call a Frog

admin — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 05:48:42 +0000

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !

Whats The World Weakest Animal

admin — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 05:46:44 +0000

Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !

Why Didn’t The Female Frog Lay Eggs

admin — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 05:45:22 +0000

Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !

Where Do Frogs Keep Their Treasure

admin — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 05:43:50 +0000

Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

Why Doesn’t Kermit the Frog Like Elephants

admin — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 05:42:26 +0000

Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him

Whats White On the Outside

admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 05:28:18 +0000

Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !

I’d Like a New Frog

admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 05:26:27 +0000

I’d like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.

Why is a Frog Luckier Than a Cat

admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 05:24:48 +0000

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

Once Upon a Time

admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 05:15:34 +0000

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, ” I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so.” That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, “I don’t THINK so.”