A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan officer. Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says, “What do you have for collateral?” The frog pulls out of his pocket a solid silver elephant. Mr. Paddywack looks at the elephant and says, “I dont know. Im going to have to ask Mr. Larson, the bank manager to approve this.” He goes into Mr. Larsons office and comes back. Two minutes later, Mr. Larson comes out with the elephant and says, “Its a knick-knack Paddywack, give the frog a loan!”
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !
Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !
Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !
I’d like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, ” I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so.” That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, “I don’t THINK so.”
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !
A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. “Whats that?” asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the situation. The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had for the loan and the frog held out his hand. “Oh,” said the manager, “thats a knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan.”
A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said “BUK BUK BUK” Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left.An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had taken earlier and said “BUK BUK BUK” Now convinced she was out of her mind she gave them three books, they took one each and left. This time she decided to follow them. She followed them down to the local pond and stood horrified as they threw the books into the water.All of a sudden they flew back out of the pond and a frog stuck its head up saying “RREDIT RREDIT RREDIT!”