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A Customer Was Bothering

admin — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 08:12:05 +0000

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didnt throw out the pest.”Oh, I really dont care or mind,” said the waiter with a smile. “We dont even have an air conditioner.”

A Couple of Kids

admin — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 07:56:03 +0000

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

A Fat Girl Went Into a Cafe

admin — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:24:21 +0000

A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts.Would you like a cherry on the top ? asked the waitress.No, thanks, said the girl, Im on a diet !

Customer Was Bothering The Waiter

admin — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:14:04 +0000

A Family Of Three Tomatoes

admin — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:22:17 +0000

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, “Ketchup!”

A Friend

admin — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 05:38:57 +0000

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

A Friend And I Were Standing In Line

admin — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 05:36:23 +0000

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted. “No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.” The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, “Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldnt be eating here.”

A Lady Was Picking

admin — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 06:01:45 +0000

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldnt find one big enough for her family.She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”The stock boy replied, “No maam, theyre dead.”

Man Went Into a Deli Shop

admin — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 04:16:56 +0000

A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. “Give me a corned beef sandwich,” he ordered.”Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu, but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it, like our Midnight Special.”"Whats a Midnight Special?”"A triple decker with corned beef, tongue, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle and mayonnaise, on toasted raisin bread.”"Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of white bread and serve it to me on a plate?”"Why, sure!” Then, turning to the sandwich man, he sang out: “One Midnight Special. Make it one deck, hold the tongue, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle and mayonnaise, and make the raisin bread white, untoasted!”

A Tourist Walked Into A Fish And Chip Shop

admin — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 03:30:09 +0000

tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. “Ill have fish and chips twice,” he orders. “Sure, I heard you the first time,” came the reply.