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A Couple of Young Guys

lucky — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 07:29:26 +0000

A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell and hot on his heels came the game warden. After about a half mile, the guy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the game warden finally caught up to him. “Lets see yer fishin license, boy!” the warden gasped. With that, the guy pulled out his wallet and gave the game warden a valid fishing license. “Well, son,” said the Game Warden. “You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You dont have to run from me if you have a valid license!” “Yes sir,” replied the young feller. “But my friend back there, well, he dont have one…”

A Couple Of Young Fellers Were Fishing

admin — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 05:10:35 +0000

A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush’s jumped the Game Warden !!

Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden.

After about a half mile the fella stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally caught up to him.

“Lets see yer fishin license, Boy !!” the Warden gasped.

With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.i||3galr3pr0duct|on0fa!h!a!j0k3s

“Well, son”, said the Game Warden, ” You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks !! You don’t have to run from me if you have a valid license!”

“Yes Sir”, replied the young feller,” But my friend back there, well, he don’t have one”…

A Father And Son Went Fishing

admin — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:28:15 +0000

A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “How does this boat float?The father replied, “Dont rightly know son.” A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, “How do fish breath underwater?”Once again the father replied, “Dont rightly know son.” A little later the boy asked his father, “Why is the sky blue?”Again, the father repied. “Dont rightly know son.” Finally, the boy asked his father, “Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?”The father replied, “Of course not, you dont ask questions, you never learn nothin.”

A Couple Of Young Guys

admin — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:54:31 +0000

A Fisherman Returned

admin — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:31:29 +0000

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, ” Only caught one, eh?”

A Guy Rings His Boss

admin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:09:34 +0000

A guy rings his boss and says “I cant come to work todayThe boss asks why and the guy says “its my eyes.”"Whats wrong with your eyes?” asks the boss.”I just cant see myself coming to work, so Im going fishing instead…”