An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawlsunderneath to investigate the problem.”Hmmm…mufflers loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a MonkeyWrench.” He says.He crawls out from underneath the truck and looks down the road. Offin the distance he sees a small house. There is a black woman andseveral small black children playing in the yard.The Farmer yells to her “Hey Miss, do you happen to have MonkeyWrench?”"What?” She yells back.”A Monkey Wrench!!?” He screams.”What?”"MONKEY WRENCH!!?…MONKEY WRENCH!!?”"Naw, this aint no Monkey Ranch, its a Day Care Center!”
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull.” Buddy didnt move.Then the farmer hollered, “Pull, Buster, pull.” Buddy didnt respond.Once more the farmer commanded, “Pull, Jennie, pull.” Nothing.Then the farmer nonchalantly said, “Pull, Buddy, pull.” And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.The farmer said, “Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldnt even try!”
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull.” Buddy didnt move.Then the farmer hollered, “Pull, Buster, pull.” Buddy didnt respond.Once more the farmer commanded, “Pull, Jennie, pull.” Nothing.Then the farmer nonchalantly said, “Pull, Buddy, pull.” And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.The farmer said, “Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldnt even try!”