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I Cant Help Pulling Ugly Faces

admin — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 05:38:41 +0000

Witch: Doctor, I can’t help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there’s nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don’t like them being pulled.

I Never Forget a Face

admin — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 05:36:50 +0000

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception.

Why Did The Pig

admin — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 05:35:35 +0000

Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.

My Teacher Got a Pretty Face

admin — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 05:34:16 +0000

My teacher’s got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.

Why Is Your Nose

admin — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 05:32:50 +0000

Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).

You Can Read His Mind

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:28:39 +0000

You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it’s usually a complete blank.

Fred Do You Like My New Hairstyle

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:27:08 +0000

Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.

Fred You’ve Got a Roman Nose

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:25:34 +0000

Fred: You’ve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it’s roamin’ all over your face.

Fred New Girlfriend

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:23:01 +0000

Fred’s new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.

Patient The Trouble is Doctor

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:21:01 +0000

Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don’t worry, I don’t expect anyone will notice.