I Cant Help Pulling Ugly Faces
Witch: Doctor, I can’t help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there’s nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don’t like them being pulled.
Witch: Doctor, I can’t help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there’s nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don’t like them being pulled.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception.
Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.
My teacher’s got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).
You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it’s usually a complete blank.
Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.
Fred: You’ve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it’s roamin’ all over your face.
Fred’s new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.
Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don’t worry, I don’t expect anyone will notice.
First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It’s because he’s a hoptimist.
Boy monster: You’ve got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes – it’s green and wrinkly !
Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I’d be too polite to mention it !
Wife to Husband: I’ll have you know I’ve got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you’re wearing it out.
Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !