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A Chihuahua Was Shopping

admin — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 08:15:50 +0000

A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didnt I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?

Chihuahua Was Shopping In a Mall

admin — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:21:48 +0000

A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didnt I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?

A Hound Dog

admin — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:43:45 +0000

A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and thedalmation said to the hound, “Hey, check out my web site!” The hound askedfor the address and the dalmation responded,”www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.

A Local Business Was Looking For Office Help

admin — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 05:13:44 +0000

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.” A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The manager said, “I cant hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type.” The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, “The sign says you have to be good with a computer.” The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, that worked flawlessly the first time. By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said, “I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still cant give you the job.” The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said, “Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual”. The dog looked at the manager calmly and said “Meow”.

A Man And His Son

admin — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:31:08 +0000

A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them. Man, fearing the dog might be hit by car, shouted angrily: “Lady! Lady! Get over here right now!” The dog charged happily back over to them, accompanied by a commuter who had been standing at the bus stop. “Yes, sir, what can I do for you?” she asked.

A Man And His Dog

admin — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:25:41 +0000

A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said “Sorry mate no dogs allowed in here!” The dog said “Oh please dont be like that, Im trained and I wont cause any trouble!” The bar man was astonished at the talking dog and sat and chatted with the dog and its owner. After a while the owner went to the toilet and the barman saw his chance for a prank. He said to the dog “Would you do me a favor as a wind up, will you go down to my friends bakers shop and order a loaf of bread??” “Sure!” Replied the dog. The bar man gave the dog a fiver and the dog left.When the owner came out of the toilet he went into a panic when he saw his dog had gone. The barman said “Its ok hes gone down to the bakery for me” The owner was livid “It IS NOT OK hes never been out on his own, anything could happen to him he could get run over.The owner spent the next hour searching for his dog, walking the str eets frantically. As he was walking he heard strange noises coming from an ally way, he went down and there was his dog having its wicked way with a lady poodle. “ROVER!” Shouted the owner “Youve had me worried sick, whats the matter with you youve never dissapeared like this before!” The dog replied “Ive never had a fiver before!”

A Man Walked By a Table In a Hotel

admin — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 06:33:47 +0000

A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. “That is a very smart dog,” the man commented. “Hes not so smart,” said one of the irked players. “Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.”

A Man Took His Rottweiler To The Vet

admin — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 06:26:03 +0000

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, “My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?” “Well,” said the vet “lets have a look at him” The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. “Well,” says the vet “Im going to have to put him down.” “Just because hes cross-eyed?” says the man. “No, because hes heavy,” says the vet.

A Man Took His Dog

admin — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 06:24:04 +0000

A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet confused said “Why do you want me to do that? the dogs tail is perfectly healthy.” The man replied “Well the wifes mother comes this weekend and I want to make sure there are no signs of any welcome!!”

A Man is Walking Down The Street

admin — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:20:24 +0000

A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, “Pssst you come over here!” He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound. “yes over here!” Said the greyhound “Look at me Im tied up here, I should be racing I won 14 races in my carrer you know?” The man thought to himself “Oh my god a talking dog, I have to have it, it will make me rich, tv appearances cabaret bookings” So he goes in search of the owner.He found the owner and said “Id like to buy your dog, is he for sale??” The owner says “No mate you dont want that old moth eaten thing!” “But I do!” Insisted the man “Illl give you 1000 pounds for him. “Ok said the owner but I think your making a big mistake!” Handing over the money the man said “Why do you think that?” The man replied “Because that dogs a bloody liar its never won a race in its life!”