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A Coffin Was Being Moved

admin — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 07:40:52 +0000

A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the morticians started chasing it. As it rolled past the hospital, the mortician yelled to one of the nurse practitioners walking by, “Doc, quick, give me something to stop this coffin.”

A Doctor Has Come

admin — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 07:46:59 +0000

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.”Doctor,” says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. “Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?”"I dont see why not,” replies the doctor.”Thats funny,” says the man. “I wasnt able to play it before.”

Doctor and His Wife Having Argument

admin — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 07:43:43 +0000

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.”You arent so good in bed either!” he shouted and stormed off to work.By midmorning, he decided hed better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.”What took you so long to answer?”"I was in bed.”"What were you doing in bed this late?”"Getting a second opinion.”

A Doctor And a Nurse Were Called

admin — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 07:42:02 +0000

A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurse: What is it?Doctor: Its a big building with a lot of doctors, but thats not important now!

Opinion Of Doctor

admin — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 08:11:54 +0000

Three Doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ”I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized. ”

Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ”I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.”

Doctor Ahn says, ”I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable.

A Baseball Manager

admin — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:39:43 +0000

A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. “Remember,” the doctor said, “dont get excited, dont get mad, and forget about baseball when youre off the field.” Then he added, “By the way, how come you let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second and two men out in the ninth?”Doctor: Tell him I cant see him now. Next.

A Coffin Was Being Moved

admin — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:50:29 +0000

A Doctor Is Going Round The Ward

admin — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:26:18 +0000

A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead.”Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?” asks the doctor.”Oh, no,” replies the nurse, “I gave him eight tablets every two hours!”At the next bed the next patient also appears half dead.”Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?”"Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour,” replies the nurse.Unfortunately at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life. “Nurse,” asks the doctor, “did you prick his boil?”"OH MY GOODNESS!” replies the nurse.

A Doctor Has Come

admin — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:24:09 +0000

A Doctor And His Wife

admin — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:21:06 +0000