Young Lady to Father
Young lady to father “Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor ” “Dentist” “Why father ?” “We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!”
Young lady to father “Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor ” “Dentist” “Why father ?” “We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!”
Did you get your money?” ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient’s home. “Not a cent,” growled the dentist, “and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!”
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It’s $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain it’s cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain. Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!! Hey, WITH pain it costs $200 !!!, replies the dentist.
“Open wider.” requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. “Good God !” he said startled. “You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen – the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen.” “OK Doc !” replied the patient. “I’m scared enough without you saying something like that twice.” “I didn’t !” said the dentist. “That was the echo.”
I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy’s tooth.” “Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!” “Yes,” replied the dentist, “but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other patients out of the office.”
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Docor, it wasnt all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I dont want to miss the four oclock ball game.
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.The dentist examines him and says, “that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?”The man replies, “all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious … Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything — meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything.”"Well,” says the dentist, “thats probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. Its eaten away your upper plate. Ill make you a new plate, and this time use chrome.”"Why chrome?” asks the patient. To which the dentist replies, “Its simple. Everyone knows that … theres no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!”
A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
A patient asked the dentist, if it wasnt nasty to be all the day with the hands in someones mouth.The dentist answered “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”
Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? “The Dentist will see you now.”
As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
At what time do most people go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty (2:30).