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A Dentist After Completing Work

admin — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 07:32:32 +0000

A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Docor, it wasnt all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I dont want to miss the four oclock ball game.

Dentist to Parsimonious Patient

admin — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 05:00:56 +0000

Dentist to parsimonious patient “No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!”

Did You Hear About the Dentist

admin — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 04:59:12 +0000

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?… A month later he was picking his teeth

Dentist Just Let Me Finish

admin — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 04:57:05 +0000

Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc, but don’t forget to send your bill to the other man.

A Patient Asked The Dentist

admin — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 04:55:27 +0000

A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn’t nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone’s mouth. The dentist answered “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”

Dentist Begging The Patient

admin — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 04:54:00 +0000

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn’t all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don’t want to miss the 4 o’clock ball game.

A Dentist After Completing Work

admin — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 06:08:12 +0000

A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn’t all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don’t want to miss the four o’clock ball game.

I Was Waiting To See The Dentist

admin — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 06:06:32 +0000

While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, “Thank goodness my work is completed. I’m so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who’s so gentle and understanding too.” When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained, “Oh, that was just my Mother.”

A Husband and Wife Entered The Dentist’s Office

admin — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 05:46:05 +0000

A husband and wife entered the dentist’s office. The husband said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.” “You’re a brave man,” said the dentist. “Now, show me which tooth it is.” The husband turns to his wife and says, “Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear.”

Dentist Relax I’m Coming To It

admin — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 05:44:13 +0000

Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn’t the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax, I’m coming to it.