A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Docor, it wasnt all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I dont want to miss the four oclock ball game.
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.The dentist examines him and says, “that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?”The man replies, “all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious … Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything — meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything.”"Well,” says the dentist, “thats probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. Its eaten away your upper plate. Ill make you a new plate, and this time use chrome.”"Why chrome?” asks the patient. To which the dentist replies, “Its simple. Everyone knows that … theres no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!”
A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
A patient asked the dentist, if it wasnt nasty to be all the day with the hands in someones mouth.The dentist answered “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”
Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? “The Dentist will see you now.”
As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
At what time do most people go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty (2:30).