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A Chemist a Shopkeeper and a Teacher

admin — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 08:14:38 +0000

A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the soldiers took aim he shouted “Avalanche!” The soldiers panicked and in the confusion the chemist escaped. The shopkeeper was led out next. As the soldiers took aim he shouted “Flood!” and escaped. The teacher was then lead out. The squad took aim and the teacher, remenbering how the other two had escaped, shouted “Fire!”

A Chap Went Up to The Counter

admin — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 08:13:13 +0000

A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, “Have you got any books about committing suicide?”The librarian said, “Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on the middle shelf.”The chap came back a few moments later and said, “I cant find any at all.”The librarian replied, “Yes, its awful. They never bring em back!”

A Chemist A Shopkeeper And a Teacher

admin — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:19:36 +0000

Teacher Were Sentenced To Death

admin — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:17:51 +0000

A Chap Went Up To The Counter

admin — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:16:05 +0000

A Dying Man

admin — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:17:13 +0000

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wifes wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells: “No, you cant have those! Theyre for the funeral!”

A Man Is Fibbing Great Things Are in His Country

admin — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 05:21:58 +0000

A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country. “There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!” “Oh, my God!” says his friend. “Surely he must have died!” “Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!”

A Man is Calling On His Best Friend

admin — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:56:07 +0000

A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on the door, he gets no answer, so he decides to go in and see if everything is all right. Upon entering the house, the man discovers his friend in the living room kissing a mate.”Jack”, says the man, “Your wife just died yesterday!!” His friend looks up and says, “In this grief, do you think I know what Im doing?”

A Man Was Sitting In The Electric Chair

admin — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 04:54:13 +0000

A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, “Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch in a minute.” The man said, “Do me a favor and throw it out the window!”

Monster and Zombie Went Into Funeral Home

admin — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:13:30 +0000

A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said the monster. Certainly maam, said the undertaker, but there was really no need to bring her with you.