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Why Don’t Dogs Make Good Dancers

admin — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 06:30:55 +0000

Why don’t dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !

What Animals Are Poor Dancers

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:48:23 +0000

What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.

Why Did The Dancer Cross The Floor

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:46:14 +0000

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

My Dance Partner Dumped Me

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:43:57 +0000

My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don’t know, I never met him.

Two Fonts Walk Into a Dance Club

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:42:23 +0000

Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, “Get out. We don’t serve your type here.”

I’ve Been Invited To an Avoidance

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:40:43 +0000

I’ve been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What’s that? It’s a dance for people who hate each other.

What is the Difference Between A Dancer

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 05:39:36 +0000

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Two Friends Are About To Go to a Club

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 05:37:42 +0000

These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said ”If someone says something about my eye, i’m gonna snap.” They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, ”Would I?”

There Was a Dance Teacher

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 05:36:07 +0000

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. “All you have to do” she told her class “is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around.”

Why Did The Little Kid Dance

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 05:33:49 +0000

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, “Twist to open.”