Why Don’t Dogs Make Good Dancers
Why don’t dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !
Why don’t dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !
What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don’t know, I never met him.
Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, “Get out. We don’t serve your type here.”
I’ve been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What’s that? It’s a dance for people who hate each other.
What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.
These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said ”If someone says something about my eye, i’m gonna snap.” They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, ”Would I?”
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. “All you have to do” she told her class “is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around.”
Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, “Twist to open.”
How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting that maybe he write it down. He says “I dont need to write it down” She says “Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better write it down” “I don”t need to write it down” He says and walks off in a huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon and eggs. “I told you to write it down” she says, “You forgot my toast”.
Andy: “Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row.” Doctor: “Hold it, Andy. That doesnt sound so terrible.” Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end.”
Andy: “Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row.” Doctor: “Hold it, Andy. That doesnt sound so terrible.” Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end.”