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A Cowboy and a Biker

admin — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 07:38:21 +0000

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, “Ah shore do, wardn. Ahd be mighty grateful ifn yood play Achy Breaky Heart fur me bahfore ah hafta go.”"Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that,” says the warden. He turns to the biker, “And you, biker, whats your last request?”"That you kill me first.”

What Did The Cowboy Maggot

admin — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 05:08:18 +0000

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey.

The Cowboy Was Trying To Buy

admin — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 05:06:46 +0000

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. “Ever have an accident?” “Nope, nary a one.” “None? You’ve never had any accidents.” “Nope. Ain’t never had one. Never.” “Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn’t you consider that an accident?” “Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose.”

Swint And Fess Two Oklahoma Cowboys

admin — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 05:05:23 +0000

Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range. “What’d Emmaline give yew for yore birthday?” asked Swint. “Pair of cufflinks,” said Fess. “But I ain’t got no use for them. I can’t even find anyplace to get my wrists pierced.”

Three Cowboys of The World

admin — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 05:03:39 +0000

Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger. The cowboy from Australia says, “I wrestled a 200 pound crocodile and may it cry like a baby.” The Cowboy from Brazil shakes his head and says, “I killed a 400 pound steer with my bare hands.” The Cowboy from Texas just smiled and kept stirring the campfire with his leg.

If a Cowboy Rides Into Town

admin — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 05:01:05 +0000

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse’s name is Friday!

A Police Officer Saw a Man

admin — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:40:58 +0000

A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters. “Excuse me, sir,” said the police officer, “who are you?” “My name’s Tex, officer,” said the cowboy. ” eh?” said the police officer, “Are you from Texas?” “Nope, Louisiana.” “Louisiana? So why are you called Tex?” “Don’t want to be called Louise, do I .

A Cowboy and a Biker Are on Death

admin — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:39:03 +0000

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, “Ah shore do, wardn. Ah’d be mighty grateful if’n yoo’d play ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ fur me bahfore ah hafta go.” “Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that,” says the warden. He turns to the biker, “And you, biker, what’s your last request?” “That you kill me first.”

Cowboys Cook Their Meals

admin — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:35:57 +0000

Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range.

You Have a Lot of Cows

admin — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:34:20 +0000

Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.