Name Five Things That Contain Milk
Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows!
Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows!
I hear you take milk baths. That’s right. Why? I can’t find a cow tall enough for a shower!
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? “Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Pa’s being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!
Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!
I can’t decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn’t you look silly riding a cow? I’d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I’ve heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, hes a lot safer than you are right now!
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. “Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!” the farmer answered.