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A Summer Visitor

admin — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 06:54:26 +0000

A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. “Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!” the farmer answered.

admin — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 07:18:28 +0000

When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.

admin — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 07:15:57 +0000

Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!

admin — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 07:13:38 +0000

What do cows do when they’re introduced? They give each other a milk shake!

admin — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 07:13:14 +0000

Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don’t work.

admin — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 07:12:08 +0000

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !

admin — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 07:10:55 +0000

Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

admin — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 07:08:58 +0000

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group

admin — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 07:07:22 +0000

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow’s food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!

admin — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 06:10:36 +0000

That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!