When is a Farmer Like a Magician
When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!
What do cows do when they’re introduced? They give each other a milk shake!
Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don’t work.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !
Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow’s food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!
What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!
If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones!
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows!