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A Caller Perplexed

lucky — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 07:41:54 +0000

A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer–the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace – was doing nothing, cried out for help. No problem, the IBM technician said. First, open a “window” to launch a specific program. The conversation continued, and the caller asked a few moments later if it might be all right to close the window. Why, the IBM technician asked. Because, the caller responded, it was getting very chilly.

A Confused Caller

lucky — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 07:11:21 +0000

A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it could not find the printer. The user had even tried turning the computer screen to face the printerbut his computer still could not see the printer.

A Customer Was Asked

lucky — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 08:10:59 +0000

A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of her diskettes.

A Customer Needed Help

lucky — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 08:08:08 +0000

A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. “Yeah, I got me a couple of friends,” the man said. When told Egghead was a software store, the man said, “Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks.

A Customer Called

lucky — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 08:05:52 +0000

A customer called to say he couldnt get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the screen and pressing the “send” key.

A Customer Called to Complain

lucky — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 08:04:42 +0000

A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then he removed all the keys and washed them individually.

A Doctor A Civil Engineer

lucky — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 07:59:03 +0000

A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked “Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest profession in the world.”The civil engineer interrupted and said “But even earlier in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos. This was the first and certainly the most spectacular application of civil engineering. Therefore, fair doctor, you are wrong; mine is the oldest profession in the world.” The computer scientist leaned back in his chair, smiled, and said confidently, “Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?

A Caller Perplexed That His New Desktop

lucky — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 07:47:20 +0000

A Caller Perplexed

admin — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 08:46:17 +0000

A Confused Caller Was Having Troubles

admin — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:02:45 +0000