There Was The UCLA Professor
And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.
And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?
Student: When you cant get your jeans over your thighs.
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?
Student: When you cant get your jeans over your thighs.
And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.
Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds. “Would you like to become a Jehovahs Witness?” asked one of the girls. “No, I really couldnt. I didnt see the accident.”