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A College Student in a Philosophy

admin — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 07:08:19 +0000

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: “Is this a question?” – Discuss. After a short time he wrote: “If that is a question, then this is an answer.” The student received an “A” on the exam. A Boston brokerage house advertised for a “young Harvard graduate or the equivalent.” Among the inquiries received was one from a Yale grad. He said, “Do you mean two Princeton men, or a Yale man part time?”

A College Friend Was Going

admin — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 07:07:16 +0000

A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new.”An old flame? I asked.He winked and said, “More like an unlit match.”

A College Student

admin — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:57:09 +0000

A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about Gods existence. The professor presented the following logic:”Has anyone in this class heard God?” Nobody spoke.”Has anyone in this class touched God?” Again, nobody spoke.”Has anyone in this class seen God?” When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, “Then there is no God.”One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to reply. Curious to hear this bold students response, the professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:”Has anyone in this class heard our professors brain?” Silence.”Has anyone in this class touched our professors brain?” Silence.”Has anyone in this class seen our professors brain?” When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, “Then, according to our professor s logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!”You cant argue with that!

A College Student In a Philosophy

admin — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:55:32 +0000

A College Friend Was Going

admin — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:53:48 +0000

A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new.”An old flame? I asked.He winked and said, “More like an unlit match.”

A Kid Called Up His Mom

admin — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:32:20 +0000

A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, “Sure, sweetie. Ill will send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?”"Uhh, oh yeah, okay,” responded the kid.So his mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package and went to the post office to mail the money and the book.When she gets back, her husband asked, “Well how much did you give the boy his time?”She said, “Oh, I wrote 2 checks, one for $20 and the other for $1000 out to him.”"Thats $1020!” yelled her husband. Are you crazy?”"Dont worry, Hon,” she said. “I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 19!”

A Linguistics Professor Was Lecturing

admin — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 05:39:22 +0000

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.” A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

A Mississippi Professor Was At a Party

admin — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:07:42 +0000

A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded. “Professors havent got bad memories,” he declared. “Theyre not absent-minded. Dont you think I know where I am right now, and dont you think tomorrow Ill know where I was last night? Would somebody like to ask me another question?” “Yes,” said another guest. “Is it true that professors are absent-minded and have bad memories?” “Good!” said the professor. “I knew sooner or later somebody would ask me that question.”

Survey Was Being Taken On The University

admin — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 03:11:23 +0000

A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus. The survey taker asked a soccer player, “What do you think of bilingualism?” “Oh, I think its okay,” said the boy, “if its between consenting adults.”

A Son Is Calling His Mom From College

admin — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 03:38:02 +0000

A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: Thats great honey! What kind of degree? And the son, almost squealing with excitement says: The best one ever, a Celsius degree!