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A Certain Little Girl

lucky — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 05:59:20 +0000

A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, “Im Mr. Sugarbrowns daughter.” Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say,”Im Janey Sugarbrown.” The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,”Arent you Mr. Sugarbrowns daughter?” With her mother standing just a few feet away, the little girl replied, “I thought I was, but Mommy says Im not.”

A Certain Little Boy

lucky — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 05:58:15 +0000

A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening, the boy called out sulkily, Mum ! your husbands just come home.

A Certain Little Boy

lucky — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 07:57:24 +0000

A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening, the boy called out sulkily, Mum ! your husbands just come home.

A Certain Little Boy

admin — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 07:09:50 +0000

A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening, the boy called out sulkily, Mum ! your husbands just come home.

A Father Is Asked By His Friend

admin — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 06:38:18 +0000

A father is asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?”"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector,” he repliesTo this his friend responds, “Strange ambition to have for a career.”"Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!”

A Group Of Young Children

admin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:30:19 +0000

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. “Davy, what noise does a cow make?” “It goes moo.” “Alice, what noise does a cat make?” “It goes meow.” “Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?” “It goes baaa.” “Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?” “Errr.., it goes.. click!”

A Little Boy Went Into a Bakers

admin — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 06:42:22 +0000

A little boy went into a bakers How much are those cakes ? he asked Two for 25 cents, said the baker How much does one cost ? asked the boy 13 cents, said the bakerThen Ill take the other one for 12 cents ! said the boy

A Little Boy Walked Down

admin — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 06:37:08 +0000

A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the brides side and the grooms side. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. And so it went-step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR-all the way down the aisle.As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit.The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and he was near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed back his tears and said, “I was being the ring bear.”

Little Boy Opened The Big And Old Family Bible

admin — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 06:28:47 +0000

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between pages.”Mommy, look what I found,” the boy called out. “What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boys voice he answered: “Its Adams clothes!!!!!”

A Little Boy Came

admin — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 06:24:20 +0000

A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. Whats wrong ? asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, like they said in church ? he sobbed. In a way they do, said his mother. And when they die do the turn back to dust ?. Yes, they do. The little boy began to cry again. Well, under my bed theres someone either coming or going !