A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, “Im Mr. Sugarbrowns daughter.” Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say,”Im Janey Sugarbrown.” The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,”Arent you Mr. Sugarbrowns daughter?” With her mother standing just a few feet away, the little girl replied, “I thought I was, but Mommy says Im not.”
A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening, the boy called out sulkily, Mum ! your husbands just come home.
A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening, the boy called out sulkily, Mum ! your husbands just come home.
A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening, the boy called out sulkily, Mum ! your husbands just come home.
A father is asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?”"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector,” he repliesTo this his friend responds, “Strange ambition to have for a career.”"Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!”
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. “Davy, what noise does a cow make?” “It goes moo.” “Alice, what noise does a cat make?” “It goes meow.” “Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?” “It goes baaa.” “Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?” “Errr.., it goes.. click!”
A little boy went into a bakers How much are those cakes ? he asked Two for 25 cents, said the baker How much does one cost ? asked the boy 13 cents, said the bakerThen Ill take the other one for 12 cents ! said the boy
A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the brides side and the grooms side. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. And so it went-step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR-all the way down the aisle.As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit.The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and he was near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed back his tears and said, “I was being the ring bear.”
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between pages.”Mommy, look what I found,” the boy called out. “What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boys voice he answered: “Its Adams clothes!!!!!”
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. Whats wrong ? asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, like they said in church ? he sobbed. In a way they do, said his mother. And when they die do the turn back to dust ?. Yes, they do. The little boy began to cry again. Well, under my bed theres someone either coming or going !
A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he continues to eat like that he won`t live very long; indignantly the kid says ” oh yeah my grandfather lived to be 104 years old” the old man replies “im sure he did kid.but it wasn`t from eating all that chocolate “oh no sir” says the kid, it was by minding his own business !
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked. “Theyre mating,” her father replied. “What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” she asked. “Thats a daddy long legs,” her father answered. “So, the other one is a mommy long legs?” the little girl asked. “No,” her father replied. “Both of them are daddy long legs.” The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. “Well, were not having any of THAT in our garden.”
A little girl was next in line. My names Curtain, she said.I hope your first name is not Agnate ?No, its velvet !
A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cats tail.Hey you! he shouted, dont pull the cats tail !Im not pulling ! replied the little boy. Im only holding on – the cats pulling !
A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boys efforts for some time, the man moves closer to the boys position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the childs shoulder, leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring. Crouching down to the childs level, the man smiles benevolently and asks, “And now what, my little man?” The boy replies, “Now we run!”