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A Dog Thinks

lucky — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 08:00:19 +0000

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… I must be a God!

What Works in a Circus

admin — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:28:39 +0000

What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat

Why Is a Crazy Marmalade Cat

admin — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:27:02 +0000

Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !

Why Did The Cat Sleep

admin — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:24:57 +0000

Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !

What Did The Black Cat

admin — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:23:23 +0000

What did the black cat say to the fish ? I’ve got a bone to pick with you !

Why Did the Cat Join The Red Cross

admin — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:21:45 +0000

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

Cat Swallowed a Coin

admin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 06:27:12 +0000

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !

How Do You Know That Cats

admin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 06:25:51 +0000

How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !

What Do You Call a Cat

admin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 06:24:31 +0000

Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? – A: Catsup!

Why Do Cats Like to Hear Other Cats

admin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 06:22:52 +0000

Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? – A: It’s meow-sic to their ears!