What Works in a Circus
What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat
What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !
Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !
What did the black cat say to the fish ? I’ve got a bone to pick with you !
Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !
How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !
Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? – A: Catsup!
Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? – A: It’s meow-sic to their ears!
Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? – A: You’re the purrfect cat for me!
What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !
How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!
What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !
Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge ? Because it turns “ice” into “mice” !
When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.