A Cannibals Dillema
A cannibals dillema: If God didnt want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?
A cannibals dillema: If God didnt want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?
A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that shes too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that shes to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman.” sure son” the father replied, drooling. “Well take her home and eat you mother!”
A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, “You cant eat me ? Im the manager!” “Well,” said the cannibal, “soon youll be a manager in chief.”
A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, “Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but Im tired of getting stuck for drinks!”