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Have You Seen The Bus

admin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 06:49:15 +0000

Have you seen the bus website? Yes – it’s just the ticket!

admin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 06:47:34 +0000

How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.

admin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 06:44:19 +0000

Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!

admin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 06:42:20 +0000

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !

admin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 06:39:15 +0000

Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn’t matter. Both ends stop.

admin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 06:36:27 +0000

Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn’t fit through the door.

admin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 06:32:51 +0000

Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we’ll pick up speed now you’re getting off!

admin — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 06:34:34 +0000

Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

admin — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 06:33:07 +0000

What’s the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.

admin — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 06:30:29 +0000

Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don’t. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.