Have You Seen The Bus
Have you seen the bus website? Yes – it’s just the ticket!
Have you seen the bus website? Yes – it’s just the ticket!
How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.
Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !
Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn’t matter. Both ends stop.
Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn’t fit through the door.
Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we’ll pick up speed now you’re getting off!
Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
What’s the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.
Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don’t. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.
Sam left work after a tiring day. ‘Take the bus home,’ suggested a friend. ‘My mother would only make me take it back,’ Sam said.
Bus passenger: I’d like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I’m in the bus queue, aren’t I?
Janet: What’s the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don’t know. Janet: I’m glad I didn’t send you to pick up my birthday cake !
When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but it’s very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
Teacher: Tommy Russell, you’re late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It’s my bus – it’s always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it’s late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.