Dad Don’t Be Selfish
Dad: Don’t be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!
Dad: Don’t be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!
A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. ‘Well,’ said the Scout. ‘Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.’
‘What’s your father’s occupation?’ asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. ‘He’s a conjurer, Ma’am,’ said the new boy. ‘How interesting. What’s his favourite trick?’ ‘He saws people in half.’ ‘Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?’ ‘One half brother and two half sisters.’
Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it said ‘shake well before using.’
Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit
A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, I hate my sisters guts.All right, said his mother, I wont put them in your sandwiches again.
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. Sis, he said, I wish youd sing Christmas carols.Thats nice of you, Alfie, she replied. Why ?Then Id only have to hear you once a year !