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My Sister is So Dim

admin — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:21:35 +0000

My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.

admin — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:20:19 +0000

Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does !

admin — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:18:53 +0000

Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?

admin — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:17:34 +0000

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation, I’ve forgotten your name !

admin — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:16:25 +0000

Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa’s.

admin — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 06:20:42 +0000

My brother’s just opened a shop. Really? How’s he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

admin — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 06:19:09 +0000

Michael: It’s hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can’t bear to stop talking.

admin — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 06:17:28 +0000

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.

admin — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 06:15:46 +0000

Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins !

admin — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 06:14:12 +0000

My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !