My Sister is So Dim
My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does !
Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation, I’ve forgotten your name !
Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa’s.
My brother’s just opened a shop. Really? How’s he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.
Michael: It’s hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can’t bear to stop talking.
Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.
Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins !
My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !
Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.
My brother’s one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he’s a six-foot-six billposter.
Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she’s an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can’t. She doesn’t stop at this floor.
Little Brother: I’m going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!
Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where’s your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He’s my half-brother now!