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A Blondes House is on Fire

admin — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 04:43:23 +0000

A blondes house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, “Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!” Someone else yells, “Call 911!”The blonde yells back, “Whats the number?”

A Blonde Wanting to Earn

admin — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 04:42:31 +0000

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”The blonde said “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The mans wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man replied, “She should, she was standing on it.”A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “Youre finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.” Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.”And by the way,” the blonde a dded, “its not a Porch, its a Ferrari.”

A Blonde Went to Eletronic Store

admin — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 04:40:31 +0000

A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, “How is much is this TV?” The salesman said, “Sorry, we dont sell to blondes.” The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry, we dont sell to blondes.” The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry we dont sell to blondes.” She replied, ” I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?” “Because that is not a TV, its a microwave.”

A Blonde Was Visiting Washington

admin — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 06:03:50 +0000

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldnt find it, so she asked a police officer for directions, “Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?”The officer replied, “Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. Itll take you right there.” She thanked the officer and he drives off.Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer got out of his car and said, “Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?”The blonde replied, “Dont worry, officer, it wont be long now. The 45th bus just went by!”

A Blonde Was Taking The Tour

admin — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 06:02:43 +0000

A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, “Wow! I cant believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway

A Blonde Was Swimming

admin — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 06:01:30 +0000

A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned.Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.

A Car Was Driving Down

admin — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 07:47:20 +0000

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, ” Officer, Im so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!” The officer looks at her, then says, “Maam, thats your air freshener.”

A Blonde Was Visiting Washington

admin — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 07:44:38 +0000

A Car Was Driving Down the Street

admin — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 07:51:14 +0000

A Brunette Doing Laundry

admin — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 06:52:22 +0000

A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, What for? Are you going to set it on fire!