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A Blind Boy Parents

admin — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 06:28:35 +0000

Q: What did a blind boy’s parent’s do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture

How Did a Blind Woman

admin — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 06:26:57 +0000

Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy? A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

A Blind Man Get Poke Marks

admin — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 06:24:55 +0000

Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.

Two Blind Man At a Cinema

admin — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 06:23:09 +0000

Two blind man at a cinema: “Can you see something ?” “No”. “Then let’s go in front !”

Blind Man Drive His Car

admin — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 06:21:37 +0000

Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.

Why Are Bats Blind

admin — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 06:20:17 +0000

Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldn’t be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?

What Is The Difference

admin — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 06:18:35 +0000

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can’t see to go, the other can’t go to sea.

One Day Two Blind Men

admin — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 06:29:12 +0000

One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out “I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife.” Both men ran away.

A Blind Man Walks Into a Store

admin — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 06:26:53 +0000

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!!” The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”

A Blind Man Was Waiting

admin — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 06:24:59 +0000

A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his pocket for a sweet, bent down, and offered it to the dog. A passerby remarked what a very kind act that was considering what the dog had done. “Not at all,” said the blind man. “I only wanted to find out which end to kick.