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A Couple Have Not Been Getting Along

admin — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 07:50:21 +0000

A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.”Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesnt get her anything.She says, “Why didnt you get me a birthday present!?”He replies, “You didnt use what I got you last year!”

How Can You Tell

admin — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 06:18:58 +0000

How can you tell if an elephant’s been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

You Give a Nine Hundred Pound

admin — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 06:16:50 +0000

What do you give a nine hundred pound gorilla for his birthday? I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

Cat What Did You Get

admin — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 06:14:17 +0000

Cat: “What did you get him for his birthday?” Dog: “Pant . . . pant!” Cat: “Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!”

you Go Shopping

admin — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 06:12:14 +0000

“Did you go shopping for my birthday present?” “Yeah, and I found the perfect thing.” “What thing is that?” “Nothing!”

I Got My Wife a VCP For Her Birthday

admin — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 06:10:16 +0000

Man l: “I got my wife a VCP for her birthday” Man 2: “Don’t you mean a VCR?” Man 1: “No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!”

A Goldfish For My Birthday

admin — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 06:07:41 +0000

Good news! I’ve been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that I don’t get the bowl until my next birthday!

I’d Like To Say Something Nice About You

admin — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 06:04:59 +0000

I’d like to say something nice about you as it’s your birthday. Why don’t you? Because I can’t think of a single thing to say!

Artificial Intelligence is A Wonderful Thing

admin — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 06:27:26 +0000

“Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade.”

Something Happened To Me Yesterday

admin — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 06:25:21 +0000

Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old yesterday.