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What Do You Get

admin — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 05:52:45 +0000

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off

admin — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 05:51:25 +0000

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

admin — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 05:49:03 +0000

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !

admin — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 05:46:37 +0000

What did the baby owl’s parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You’re not owld enough.

admin — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 05:44:15 +0000

Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

admin — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 05:42:03 +0000

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !

admin — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 05:40:16 +0000

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !

admin — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 05:38:28 +0000

What goes ‘peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang’ ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

admin — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 05:36:19 +0000

What’s brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!

admin — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 04:55:20 +0000

Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? “He wanted to be a hentertainer.”