What Do You Get
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !
What did the baby owl’s parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You’re not owld enough.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !
Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !
What goes ‘peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang’ ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
What’s brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!
Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? “He wanted to be a hentertainer.”
What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that’s always telling you how busy it is!
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls (bagels, get it?).
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? ‘Dad, dad, look what marma-laid’ !
What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don’t know but it’s a very tightfitting tuxedo.