The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. “Don’t you know how to ride that yet?” he roared. “Oh yes!” shouted Brad over his shoulder. “It’s the bell I can’t work yet.
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. “What’s in the bags?”, asked the guard. “Sand,” said the cyclist. “Get them off – we’ll take a look,” said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border. Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear. A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown. “Say friend, you sure had us crazy”, said the guard. “We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won’t say a word – but what is it you were smu ggling?” “Bicycles!”
I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?
What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.
The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -”Geez, are you lucky.” The cyclist says. -”What do you mean by lucky ?” The pedestrian angrily asks. “I got hurt really bad.” -”Ah, you’re lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus.”
A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said, Dont you know how to ride a bike?Yes, he answered, but I dont know how to ring the bell yet
A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. “Where did you get the bike from?” his friends want to know. “Its a `thank you present”, he explains, “from that freshman girl Ive been tutoring. But the story is kind of weird…” “Tell us!” “Well”, he starts, “yesterday she called me on the phone and told me that she had passed her math final and that she wanted to drop by to thank me in person. As usual, she arrived at my place riding her bicycle. But when I had let her in, she suddenly took all her clothes off, lay down on my bed, smiled at me, and said: `You can get from me whatever you desire!” One of his friends remarks: “You made a really smart choice when you took the bicycle.” “Yeah”, another friend adds, “just imagine how silly you would have looked in a girls clothes – and they wouldnt have fit you anyway!”