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What Did The Bicycle Call

admin — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 06:09:03 +0000

What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle

admin — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 06:07:04 +0000

What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.

admin — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 06:05:33 +0000

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal

admin — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 06:03:59 +0000

When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.

admin — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 06:02:44 +0000

Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they’re two-tired.

admin — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 06:00:40 +0000

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !

admin — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 05:02:28 +0000

Our bank manager can’t ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.

admin — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 05:01:10 +0000

Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired).

admin — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 04:59:23 +0000

Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.

admin — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 04:57:44 +0000

Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.